It Wasn't Me

(Play C Harp)
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Hon-ey came in and she caught me red-hand-ed
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Creep-ing with the girl next door
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Pic-ture this we were both butt nak-ed
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Bang-in’ on the bath-room floor
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How could I for-get that I had
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Giv-en her an ex-tra key
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All this time she was stand-ing there
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She nev-er took her eyes off me

(Play F Harp & Good Luck)
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How you can grant the wo-man ac-cess to your vil-la
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Tres-passer and a wit-ness 
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While you cling to your pil-low
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You bet-ter watch your back
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Be-for she turn in-to a kil-ler
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Best for you the sit-u-a-tion to call the bean-er
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To be a true play-er you have to know how to play
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If she say a night con-vince her say a day
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Nev-er ad-mit to a word when she say
 
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And if she claims and you tell her ba-by no way

(Play C Harp)
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But she caught me on the count-er (it was-n’t me)
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Saw me bang-in’ on the so-fa (it was-n’t me)
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I ev-en had her in the show-er (it wasn’t me)
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She e-ven caught me on cam-‘ra (it wasn’t me)
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She saw the marks on my shou-der (it wasn’t me)
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Heard the words that I told her (it wasn’t me)
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Heard the scream get-tin’ loud-er (it wasn’t me)
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She stay-ed un-til it was o-ver

Hon-ey came in and she caught me red-hand-ed
Creep-ing with the girl next door
Pic-ture this we were both butt nak-ed
Bang-in’ on the bath-room floor
I had tried to keep her
From what she was a-bout to see
Why should she be-lieve me
When I told her it wasn’t me

Make sure she knows it’s not you
And lead her on the right pre-fix
When-ev-er you shoud see her make the gig-o-lo flex
As fun-ny as it be by you, it not that com-plex
See-ing is be-lieve-in’ so 
You bet-ter change your specs
You know she not gon-na be wor-ring 
‘bout things from the past
Hard-ly re-col-lect-ing and then 
She’ll go to noon-time mass
Wait for the an-swer go ov-er there
But if she pack a gun you know you bet-ter run fast

But she caught me on the counter (it wasn’t me)
Saw me bang-in’ on the sofa (it wasn’t me)
I ev-en had her in the show-er (it wasn’t me)
She e-ven caught me on cam-‘ra (it wasn’t me)
She saw the marks on my shou-der (it wasn’t me)
Heard the words that I told her (it wasn’t me)
Heard the scream get-tin’ loud-er (it wasn’t me)
She stay-ed un-til it was o-ver

Hon-ey came in and she caught me red-hand-ed
Creep-ing with the girl next door
Pic-ture this we were both butt nak-ed
Bang-in’ on the bath-room floor
How could I for-get that I had 
Giv-en her an ex-tra key
All this time she was stand-ing there
She nev-er took her eyes off me

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Gon-na tell her that I’m sor-ry
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For the pain that I’ve caused
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I’ve been list’n-ing to your rea-son
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It makes no sense at all
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We should tell her that I’m sor-ry
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For the pain that I’ve caused
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You may think that you’re a play-er
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But you’re com-plet-ly lost
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That’s why I sing

Hon-ey came in and she caught me red-hand-ed
Creep-ing with the girl next door
Pic-ture this we were both butt nak-ed
Bang-in’ on the bath-room floor
How could I for-get that I had 
Giv-en her an ex-tra key
All this time she was stand-ing there
She nev-er took her eyes off me