3 Nights Drunk

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The first night that I come home

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So drunk I could not see

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Found a horse in my stable

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Where my horse oughta be

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Come here my little wifey

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Explain this thing to me

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How come a horse in the stable

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Where my horse oughta be?

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You blind fool, you crazy fool

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Can't you never see?

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It's only a  milkcow

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You're granny sent to me

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I've traveled this world over

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Ten thousand miles or more

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But a saddle upon a  milkcow's back

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I never did see before



REPEAT FOR VERSES 2 & 3



The second night that I come home
So drunk I could not see
Found a coat a-hanging on the rack
Where my coat oughta be
Come here my little wifey
Explain this thing to me
How come a coat a hanging a
hanging on the rack
Where my coat oughta be?
You blind fool, you crazy fool
Can't you never see?
It's only a bedquilt
You're granny sent to me
I've traveled this world over
Ten thousand miles or more
Pockets upon a bedquilt
I never did see before

The third night that I come home
So drunk I could not see
Found a head a-laying on the pillow
Where my head oughta be
Come here my little wifey
Explain this thing to me
How come a head a-laying on the pillow
Where my head oughta be?
You blind fool, you crazy fool
Can't you never see?
It's only a cabbage head
You're granny sent to me
I've traveled this world over
Ten thousand miles or more
But a moustache on a cabbage head
I never did see before