Have a Nice Day (traditional)

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Come all you true Americans,
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The loyal, brave and true
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Let's wrap ourselves completely 
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in the old red, white and blue
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For Jesus and free enterprise 
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we must prepare the way,
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And anyone who does not heed 
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must be prepared to pay.

chorus: 
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Have a nice day, have a nice day.
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Don't heed those words of wickedness 
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that might lead you astray
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See, hear and speak no evil, 
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just work real hard and pray
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God loves you and he hopes 
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you have a nice day.


We can't abide with welfare 
or believe in poverty
Because this nation is the 
land of opportunity.
If you're lazy, weak or stupid 
then you might not make the grade.
But why should we support you 
with the money we have made?

We believe in conservation 
and will do all that we can
To manage our resources for 
the benefit of man.
And we believe that Judgment Day
is coming with all haste
And anything that we don't use 
will then have gone to waste.

chorus:

We believe in the creation,
evolution is a sham,
And for you awful humanists 
we do not give a damn,
'Cause we believe in science 
when the word of God agrees,
And we believe in science 
that destroys our enemies.

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