"Welcome to the Internet Harmonica Tabs".
I wrote it on a C harmoica. it's in a high key to avoid bending the 3 draw multiple times. i wanted to make it as easy possible. you can reduce it by one octave if you can easily bend the -3 draw.
Enjoy!
Welcome to the internet
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Have a look around
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Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
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We've got mountains of content
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Some better, some worse
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If none of it’s of interest to you, you'd be the first
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Welcome to the internet
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Come and take a seat
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Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?
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There's no need to panic
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This isn't a test, haha
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Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest
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Welcome to the internet
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What would you prefer?
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Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?
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Be happy
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Be horny
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Be bursting with rage
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We got a million different ways to engage
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Welcome to the internet
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Put your cares aside
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Here's a tip for straining pasta Here's a nine-year-old who died
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We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports
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(And a bunch of colored pencil drawings Of all the different characters in Harry Potter fucking each other)
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Welcome to the internet
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Hold on to your socks
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'Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock
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They are grainy and off-putting
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He just sent you more
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Don't act surprised, you know you like it, you whore
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See a man beheaded
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Get offended, see a shrink
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Show us pictures of your children Tell us every thought you think
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Start a rumor, buy a broom
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Or send a death threat to a boomer
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Or DM a girl and groom her
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Do a Zoom or find a tumor in your
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Here's a healthy breakfast option
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You should kill your mom
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Here's why women never fuck you
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Here's how you can build a bomb
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Which Power Ranger are you?
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Take this quirky quiz
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Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids
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Could I interest you in everything?
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All of the time?
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A little bit of everything
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All of the time
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Apathy's a tragedy
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And boredom is a crime
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Anything and everything
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All of the time
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