I noted who's singing each part because
at times I had to decide who to tab when words overlapped
which is why a few small parts are missing
MOVING GUYS:
4 4 4 -2 2 -2 -2 2 -2 2 3 3 -3”
So they say Captain Hammer’s become a crusader
2 -3” 3 3 2 -2 2 -2 2 -3”
Political – He’s cleaning up the streets
[Spoken]: About time
GROUPIES:
4 4 4 -2 2 3 -3”
So they say that it’s real love
5 -4 -4 4
So romantic
2 3 -3”
He signed this
PENNY:
1 1 2 -2 -2 -2 -2 2 -2
So they say we’ll have blankets and beds
-2 2 -3” 3 2 -2 2
We can open by Monday
-3” 2 -2
Thanks to you
NEWS PEOPLE:
-2” -2 -3” 2 -1 1
It’s the perfect story
-5 6 5
So they say
-1 2 -1 2 -1 1 1
A hero leading the way
-3” -3 4 -2 -2” 2
Hammer’s call to glory
-2” 2 -1 2 -2”
Let’s all be our best
[spoken]:Next up – Who’s gay?
GROUPIES:
1 1 2 -2 -2 2 -3”
So they say he saved her life
4 4 4 -3” -2 2 -2 -2
They say she works with the homeless
2 -2 2 3 -3”
And doesn’t eat meat
3 3 3 5 -4 4 -3” 3
We have a problem with he-r
2 -2 2 -2
This is his hair
HAMMER:
7 6 6 -6
This is so nice
4 7 7 7 6 5 6 6 -6
I just might sleep with the same girl twice
5 6 6 6 6 5 6 5 -6 5
They say it’s better the second ti-me
5 6 6 6 5 6 5 -6 6
They say you get to do the weird stuff
GROUPIES:
5 -4 4 4 -4
We do the weird stuff!
PENNY:
-2” 3 -3” 2 -1 1
This is perfect for me
-2” -2 2
So they say
2 2 -2” 2 -2” 1 1
I guess he’s pretty okay
-2” 3 -3” 2 -2” 1
After years of stormy
-2” 2 -1 2 -2” 2 -2” 2 -2” 2
Sailing have I fin’lly found the ba-y
DR. HORRIBLE
5 6 -6 6 5 5
There’s no happy ending
5 6 5
So they say
5 5 5 -4 4 4
Not for me anyway
PENNY:
-3” -3 4 -2 -2” 2
Should I stop pretending
-2 -2 -2 -2 4 -4 4
Or is this a brand new day
GROUPIES:
2 -2 2 -2 -2 -2 -2
This is his dry cleaning bill
5 -4 4 4
Four sweater vests
