"Welcome to the Internet Harmonica Tabs". I wrote it on a C harmoica. it's in a high key to avoid bending the 3 draw multiple times. i wanted to make it as easy possible. you can reduce it by one octave if you can easily bend the -3 draw.
Enjoy!
Welcome to the internet -10 9 -8 -8 99-8 Have a look around -8 -9 -8 7 -6 Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found -8-9-8 7 -8 -9 -8 7 -8 -9 -8 7 -6 We've got mountains of content -6 -6 -8 77 -8 -8 Some better, some worse -8 -8 -9 -6 -6 If none of it’s of interest to you, you'd be the first 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 -9 -9 8 -8 -8
Welcome to the internet -10 9 8 8 -9 8 -8 Come and take a seat -8 -9 -8 7 -6 Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet? -8-8-8 -9 -8 7-8 -9 -8 7 -8 -9 -8 7 -6 There's no need to panic -6-6 7 -6-6 7 This isn't a test, haha 7 898 7 Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest 8 8 8 8 8 8 -9 -9 8 -8 -8
Welcome to the internet -10 9 8 8 -9 8 -8 What would you prefer? -8 8 -9 9-10 Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur? -8 -8 -8 -9 -8 7 -8 -9 -8 7 -8 -9 -8 7 -6 Be happy -10 -10 -8 Be horny -10 -10 -8 Be bursting with rage -10 -10 -9 9 -10 We got a million different ways to engage -10-10-10-10-10-10 -10-10-10 9 -9-8
Welcome to the internet -10 9 88 -9 8 -8 Put your cares aside -10 9 -9 8 -8 Here's a tip for straining pasta Here's a nine-year-old who died -8 -8 -8 -9 -8 7 -8 -9 -8 7 -8 -9 -8 7 -8 -6 We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports -6 -8 -6 7 -6-6 7 -6 -6 7 -6 -9 (And a bunch of colored pencil drawings Of all the different characters in Harry Potter fucking each other) -988-98-98-98-9(8)
Welcome to the internet -10 9 88 -9 8 -8 Hold on to your socks -8-9-87-6 'Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock 7-8-8-9-87-8-9-87-8-9-87-6 They are grainy and off-putting -66-677-6-67 He just sent you more -6-67-6-9 Don't act surprised, you know you like it, you whore 888888 -9-98-8-8
See a man beheaded -8-9-87-8-9 Get offended, see a shrink -87-8-9-87-6 Show us pictures of your children Tell us every thought you think 7-8-8-9-87-8-9-87-8-9-87-8 Start a rumor, buy a broom -10-10-10 9 -99-10 9 Or send a death threat to a boomer -99-10 9-99-10 9 Or DM a girl and groom her 88888888 Do a Zoom or find a tumor in your 88888888
Here's a healthy breakfast option -10 -9 9 -10-10-10-10-10 You should kill your mom 10 -10 -9-8 7 Here's why women never fuck you 7 -8 -8 -9 -8 7 -8 -9 Here's how you can build a bomb -8 7 -8 -9 -8 7 -8 Which Power Ranger are you? -10 -9 9 -10 -10 -10 -10 Take this quirky quiz -10 -9 9 -10 -10 Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids -10 -10 -9 9 -10 -10 9 -9 9 -10 9 -9 8 -8
Could I interest you in everything? -6 7 -8-8-8-8-9-8-8 All of the time? -10 9 -9 -8 A little bit of everything -8-8-8-8-9 -8-8 All of the time -10 9 -9 -8 Apathy's a tragedy -10 9-99-10 9-9 And boredom is a crime 9-109-99-10 Anything and everything -8-8-88-8-8-8 All of the time -6-7-8-8
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