*This is transposed from the original key to C*

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The book of love is long and boring

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No one can lift the damn thing

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It's full of charts and facts and figures

7   -8   -8   8   8   -8   7
and instructions for dancing

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But I........

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I love it when you read to me

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And you..........

7   7   -8   8  -8 7  7
You can read me anything