From the episode "When you wish upon a Weinstein", Enjoy!


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No-thing else has worked so far,

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So I'll wish up-on a star,

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Won-drous danc-ing spec of light,

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I need a Jew...



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Lo-is makes me take the wrap,

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'Cause our check-book looks like crap,

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Since I can't give her a slap,

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I need a Jew...



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Where to find,

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A "Bum" or "Stein" or "Stein",

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To teach me how to whine,

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And do my ta-xes...



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Though by many they're ab-horred,

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He-brew peo-ple I've a-dored,

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Ev-en though they killed my lord,

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I need a Jew.



(Knock, Knock, Knock)

Max: "Hi, my name is Max Weinstein. My car just broke down, can I use your phone?"



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Now my trou-bles are all through

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I have a Jew.



Max: "Hey!"