Safe, Sane And Single...................

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A //:wo-man is the/sweet-est thing on/

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That we all a-/gree * but/

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when she gets the/wed-ding band a/

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/man’s no long-er/free! That’s why I’m/

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Safe, sane and/sin-gle * I’m/

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on my mer-ry/way yes I’m/safe,sane and/

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sin-gle * that’s/how I’m gon-na

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2. A wife and husband came upon

   The parting of their ways,

   The judge gave her the bank account,

   And gave him ninety days!

   That’s why I’m safe sane and single,

   That’s how I’m gonna stay.

3. A friend of mine got married

   To a girl named Nellie Grey,

   She pawned his watch then sold his car

   And gave his clothes away!

   That’s why I’m safe sane and single,

   And that’s how I’m gonna stay.

4. I met a gal in Birmingham

   And thereby hangs a tale,

   She had a husband doing time,

   Another out on bail!

   That’s why I’m safe sane and single,

   That’s how I’m gonna stay.

5. I courted a gal for fifteen years,

   Her Pa said we should wed,

   If my horse could only cook,

   I’d marry him instead!

   That’s why I’m safe sane and single

   That’s how I’m gonna stay.