-4  -4  -3 -4  -4 -3  5      5     -3
 I used to be such a sweet, sweet thing

 -3   -3   4 -3” 4   4 -3”
'Til they got a hold of me

-4  -4 -3  -4   -3   5  5   5  -4 -3
 I opened doors for little old ladies

4   4    -3”   4   4  -3” 3
I helped the blind to se-e

5  5  5     5       5    -4   5    5  -3” 3
I got no friends 'cause they read the papers

  4    4   5   -4  -4  -4 5
They can't be seen with m-e

 5   5   5 -4    5    5   -3” 3
And I'm gettin' real shot do-wn

 3  -3”  4  5   -4
And I'm feeling mean

6   5   -4 -3    -4   5
No more Mister nice guy

6   5   -4 -3  -4  5  6  -7
No more Mister cle-ee-ee-ean

6   5   -4 -3   -4  -3
No more Mister nice guy

-3”   3   6    5    -4   -3 -4  5  6  -7
They say he's sick, he's ob-sce-ee-ee-ene
(x2)

-4 -4  -4  -3 -4 -3  -4  5 -3 -3” 3
My dog bit me on the leg to-d-a-y

4   4   -3  4  4  -3” 3
My cat cla-wed my ey-es

 -4    -3   -4    -4  -4 -4   5  5   -4 -3
Mom's been thrown out of the social circle

-3”  4   4  4  -3” 3
And dad has to hi-de

-4  -4  -3   -4   5 5 -4 -3
 I went to church incognito

  4   4 -3” 4 -3”   4 -4  -4   5  -3   -4 -3
When  everybody    ro-se, the reverend Smithy

-3   5 5 -4   -3
He recognized me

 6     6    5  6   6  5 -4
And punched me in the no-se

6  5 -4
He sa-id,

6   5   -4 -3   -4   5
No more Mister nice guy

6   5   -4 -3  -4  5  6  -7
No more Mister cle-ee-ee-ean

6   5   -4 -3  -4   -3
No more Mister nice guy

-3”  3    6     5     -4    -3  -4  5  6  -7
He said you’re sick, you’re ob-sce-ee-ee-ene

6   5   -4 -3   -4   5
No more Mister nice guy

6   5   -4 -3  -4  5  6  -7
No more Mister cle-ee-ee-ean

6   5   -4 -3  -4   -3
No more Mister nice guy

-3”  3   6       5    -4    -3  -4  5  6  -7
He said you’re sick, you’re ob-sce-ee-ee-ene

-4  5  6  -7
ee-ee-ee-ene (x2)

 -8
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