7   -6   7  -7 7
Big man, pig man

-6  -6     6 -6     6  6 5      
Ha haaaaa, charade you are

-7   7    -7     7  -7 7
You well heeled big wheel

-6   -6      6 -6    6   6 6
Ha, haaaaa, charade you  are

6   -6   6 -6  -6  6  -6  7     7
And when your hand is on your heart

-3     -4 -4 -3  5    -4
You're nearly a good laugh

-4 -4 -3  5 -4
Almost a joker

-3    -3  -4   -4   -3   5  -4
With your head down the pig bin

4 -4’   -4   4   5 -4
Saying 'Keep on digging'

-4   -4   -4  4   5    -4
Pig stain on your fat chin

4    -4  4  -4   4  -5
What do you hope to find

-4  -4   4  -5   -4
Down in the pig mine

-4     -4 -4  4  -5
You're nearly a laugh

-4     -4 -4  4  -5
You're nearly a laugh

-4   -4    -5 -4 -5  5 8 7
But you're really a cryyyyy

7   -7   7   -7 7
Bus stop rat  bag

-6   -6      6 -6    6  6 5
 Ha haaaaa, charade you are

-7     7  -7   7  -7 7  
You fucked up old  hag

-6  -6      6 -6    6  6 6
Ha haaaaa, charade you are

6  -6 6 -6   -6   -6    6  -6 7    7
You radiate cold shafts of broken glass

-3”    -4 -4  4  5    -4
You're nearly a good laugh

-4 -4   -4   4  5    -4
Almost worth a quick grin

4    -4   4   -4  4  -4 -4
You like the feel of steel

-3”    -4   -4    -4  4  5 -4
You're hot stuff with a hatpin

4    -4  -4   4   4  -5  -5
And good fun with a hand gun

-4     -4 -4  4  -5
You're nearly a laugh

-4     -4 -4  4  -5
You're nearly a laugh

-4   -4    -5 -4 -5  5 8 7
But you're really a  cryyyy

7   -7   7     -7 7
Hey you, White house

-6   -6      6 -6    6  6 5
 Ha haaaaa, charade you are

-7     7   -7    7   -7 7  
You house proud town mouse

-6   -6      6 -6    6  6 5
 Ha haaaaa, charade you are

 6     -6 -6  6   -6  -6  -6 -6    -6   7   7
You're trying to keep our feelings off the street

4      -4 -4  4  5    -4
You're nearly a real treat

-4   -4   -4    4   5    -4
All tight lips and cold feet

4   -4  4  -4 4  -5 -5
And do you feel abused?

-5  -4 4   -4   4 -4 4  -5
You gotta stem the evil tide

4   -4   4  -4  -4  4  -5 -4
And keep it all on the inside

-4 -4  4 -4  -4 -4  4  -5
 Mary you're nearly a treat

-4 -4  4     -4 -4  4  -5
 Mary you're nearly a treat

-4   -4 -5  -5 -4 -5  5 8 7
But  you're really a cryyyy