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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Posted by: gene (Moderator)
Date: March 07, 2013 02:53AM

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Posted by: Pulp (67.207.236.---)
Date: March 07, 2013 03:07AM

To show the possum and armadillo it could be done.

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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Posted by: Pulp (67.207.236.---)
Date: March 07, 2013 03:09AM

Which brings to mind "Dead Skunk in the Middle of the Road"

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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Posted by: gene (Moderator)
Date: March 07, 2013 03:11AM

TO GET TO SOME DUMBASS' HOUSE!!

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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Posted by: gene (Moderator)
Date: March 07, 2013 03:11AM

Knock, knock...

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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Posted by: gene (Moderator)
Date: March 07, 2013 04:23AM

KNOCK, KNOCK...

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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Posted by: EarthDogHarpin (76.251.182.---)
Date: March 07, 2013 05:54AM

Who's there?

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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Posted by: yukon (24.144.160.---)
Date: March 07, 2013 08:20AM

WHO'S THERE?

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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Posted by: 03lindsi (138.37.7.---)
Date: March 07, 2013 12:01PM

If you are trying to do a Sheldon from Big Bang Theory, I think you need a third 'knock' in your knocks

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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Posted by: EarthDogHarpin (76.251.182.---)
Date: March 07, 2013 04:47PM

Question: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

Answer: To show 'Possum, Raccoon, and Armadillo how to do it! grinning smiley

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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Posted by: gene (Moderator)
Date: March 07, 2013 06:28PM

"Who's there?"

The chicken.

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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Posted by: 03lindsi (86.150.241.---)
Date: March 09, 2013 07:18PM

The chicken who?

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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Posted by: EarthDogHarpin (76.251.182.---)
Date: March 09, 2013 07:57PM

The chicken who crossed the road to show Possum, Racoon, and Armadillo how to do it!

lol grinning smiley

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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Posted by: gene (Moderator)
Date: March 10, 2013 07:28PM

I think y'all missed it...

Why did the chicken cross the road?
TO GET TO SOME DUMBASS' HOUSE!!


Knock, knock...
Who's there?
The chicken.

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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Posted by: 03lindsi (86.150.165.---)
Date: March 10, 2013 07:54PM

The chicken who?

(As you said 'The chicken' twice now, in this joke you are referring to the same chicken? If so, this is quite an adventures chicken.)

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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Posted by: nicky2002 (75.27.151.---)
Date: March 11, 2013 12:56AM

That chicken is a show off

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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Posted by: gene (Moderator)
Date: March 11, 2013 01:32AM

Yep. Same chicken. winking smiley

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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Posted by: rbone (75.38.130.---)
Date: March 11, 2013 02:33AM

I want to live in a world where a chicken can cross a road without having his motives questioned

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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Posted by: gene (Moderator)
Date: March 11, 2013 03:33AM

BRAVO!! Spoken like a true conservative!!

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Re: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Posted by: nicky2002 (75.27.151.---)
Date: March 12, 2013 02:13AM

Why disk you start this random conversation in the first place it's fun but I just wanna know why.

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